Monday, November 19, 2007

Problematic Kissing

Kissing, the age old art of getting a woman really hot in her pants. A good time to be had by all if they're good at it. Horrifying if they're bad.

Perhaps the most important part to kissing is lips. I mention this because in one particular case the woman was lacking them. Now she was my first asian girl ever, so immediately I thought this would be a rewarding experience, and it was for everything except the kissing. The problem for me was that this asian girl really had no lips. The best I can describe it was like try to breath life into one of the "Resusci Anne" dolls that you learned CPR on in High School. It was kind of mortifying for me. Even with my larger caucasian lips I could not provide a good quality seal. Luckily, she liked having her neck sucked on, so I just sidestepped the kissing and went for the neck (and the sex).

To me this raises and interesting scenario. What would happen if two people with no lips were to try kissing? How would this work? The slobber would have to be quite unappealing for both. It would be like try to play the suck-blow game with the playing card or the apple pass game. A catastrophe waiting to happen. The head received must be horrific!
I have also noticed problems kissing women that are just over 5'0" tall. The size ratio between us has been unfavorable to say the least. I am about 6'2-6'3. This was almost as bad. I am so much bigger than they are that I feel like I am going to swallow their head. Not good!

As a result if I see the combination of an asian girl with no lips and being about 5 feet tall I will automatically know to skip the kissing...


3 comments:

Tequila Mockingbird said...

so do you think lips would make asisan girl's blowjobs better or worse?

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ADD-Me said...

Some asian cultures saw a woman's exposed feet as pornography in ancient times. Lacking a set of lips makes kissing tough. Must've sucked to be a man back then.