PUAs (Pussy Under-Achievers)

Last night I went to my first "Monthly Pint" group which is pretty sweet due to the fact that its a club dedicated to drinking beer, not like other lame as meetings like AA.

Anyways, I arranged to meet up with an asian girl there from match.com, who also joined the club just after me by chance. The club ended up being many people in the "Prime Decline" of their life, 40-55yrs old. In short a shit-ass place to score a serving of some delicious Hot Snatch.

So the Asian chick and I were having a good time chatting for about half an hour and then we decided to go mingle with the rest of the club. We walked through the Prime Decliners and decided to sit on the pool table. The people were quite friendly but physically apalling, one guy actually had some "thing" protruding from the top of him head that needs a surgery to remove...

After sitting there for a while a couple guys come over in their mid-upper 30's and started chatting with us (mostly the asian chick) and I immediately notice that they're trying to chat her up to pull her away from me. However I also notice another thing, the guy seems to be a little odd in his mannerisms and things he talks about. So I just sat there and let him talk to her in front of me, minding my own business (I don't compete for girls, they're supposed to compete for me), while trying to figure out what's so odd about this guy. (He's also using some gimmicks to try and draw her in.) The asian girl laughs and banters back but seems to keep her distance, so he's no real threat.

I figure in my mind that this guy must be a lame PUA (Pick-up Artist). Eventually the girl goes to the bathroom and I get a chance to talk to this guy in private. The first thing out of my mouth was, "Have you heard of the Mystery Method?" (Which I call the Misery Method for its ability to really fuck up some people). To my lack of surprise he says, "Yeah, I actually know Neil Strauss" (writer of the book "The Game," which is also quite lame, maybe I'll just call it "The Lame") I think there's a certain stench Mystery Method guys give off.

Driving the bus to Loserville! And a well paid chaffeur he is!

While we're sitting there talking (he's an alright guy, once you get him out of his "gaming" mindset) a girl comes over that he knows who I find more attractive (due to skinnier waste and bullet breasts) and he introduces us. I start chatting her up and I leave the asian girl to the "PUA." We're both in isolation, but I don't think he got anywhere with her really though he got her number. Then I left the bar to go hookup with a hot chick and drove to work this morning in last nights clothes. Classy, I know!

Long story short, I have a rollerblading date to meet the hotter chick coming up if I choose to go (The PUA guy said she's really shy, so the fact that she wants me to meet her there is BIG), and this morning I got an email from the asian chick saying we should "meet up" soon.

Score: Landon-2, PUA-likely O.

What worked for me on this night:

• I was in good with the asian chick before any male intervention
• I didn't feel the need to AMOG the guy or anything lame like that since I already believe wholeheartedly I am the Alpha guy, no matter what situation I'm in. Not acting jealous either!
• My talking to the hotter chick probably left the asian chick feeling jealous and elevated my value even higher because other women have fun talking to me.

Why I can't stand most PUA's.

• They are usually socially retarded, which is why they are trying to learn to be a PUA. It's like trying to teach a ape table manners. Learn to be social before trying to pick up a woman.
• They think having a woman will fix them
• They believe that a book will save them from being fucked up.
• There are 3 parts to picking up women 1. Try 2. Learn from failures. 3.Repeat

Building from the ground up:

• Forget the books, they are a crutch and fill people with clutter. If a book ever solved life's problems there would just be one self help book out there!
• Learn to be a man. Walk like a man, talk like a man! A woman wants a man!
• Have your shit together! (Responsible, Confidence, Basic Hygiene, Dressed for success) If you can't take care of yourself, how will you take care of anyone else?
• Believe in yourself!
• Don't blame outside factors! Somebody will always be taller, better looking, more sucessful. So no whining!
• Have a sense of humor about everything in life, or I will kick you in the chode that you've become!